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Fuck Yo Couch
What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know
Bitches.
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Sep. 22nd, 2012 - 8 months ago - Reblog - 194951 Notes
sydvicioussss: Big dick willy. William if you're feeling fancy
Enlarged Peknockle William when I’m in professional enviroments
Tumblr Gets Deep
I am crying, I am laughing so hard
Weeping
Oh my fucking god, my room mate just had to turn around to figure out if I was laughing or crying.
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Sep. 10th, 2012 - 8 months ago - Reblog - 521032 Notes
3D leg tattoo!!
This is actually kinda freaking me the fuck out.
Holy…
Woah!
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Anonymous: how did your ex wife get pregnant? is it yours?
Ha I got her pregnant because I blew load after load into her. After 3 years of fucking, she finally got pregnant. And yes its mine..because she hates semen. ;)